I'm really into asian looking animals
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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