the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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