and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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