If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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