I just cut my nipple shaving
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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