My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
