If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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