i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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