I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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