break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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