also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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