is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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