did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
My friends, they love my intelligence
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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