nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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