My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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