Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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