Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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