No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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