no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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