If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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