So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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