champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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