I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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