Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
it was like eating out sand paper
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just pee around me
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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