O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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