He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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