Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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