You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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