So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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