You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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