i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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