Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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