She announced her abortion via fbk
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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