she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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