He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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