Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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