We're like a lot better than the average bears
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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