i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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