would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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