shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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