I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Buhtt sex?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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