I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
