Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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