I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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