If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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