how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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