just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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