So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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