The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
