So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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